Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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