Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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