whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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