Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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