I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Randomize
