elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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