I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
