We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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