Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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