the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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