so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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