Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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