Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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