dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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