she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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