He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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