So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The beer is more important than you right now.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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