I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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