I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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