Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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