He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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