He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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