It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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