i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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