trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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