Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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