Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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