What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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