To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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