awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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