It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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