O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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