I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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