she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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