well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
