So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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