Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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