I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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