Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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