I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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