"it" just moved
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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