Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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