office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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