Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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