The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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