I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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