Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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