I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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