nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Michael Bay diarrhea
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
i think im in europe. pls send help
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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