Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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