He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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