I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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