She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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