If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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