I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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