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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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