chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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