this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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