with your own penis?
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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